Farting Machines and Family Bonding

I had a family dinner over at my sisters new house last night. It was also the first time meeting my sisters boyfriend. The evening was a typical new house dinner, get a tour of the house and have dinner. The family got new phones and my grandma was amazed what they could do. Somebody mentioned the “Ghosting” video where two comedians follow as closely as they can people before they notice someone is uncomfortably close. This brings us to the farts.

My sister decided to pull up a farting machine video on YouTube where people go into public places and emit farting sounds on the unsuspecting public. These are the videos you can’t help but laugh at, even my grandma was busting out laughing. There we were watching a farting machine video on a tiny Blackberry screen at the dinner table. The moral of this story is farts bring families together.

Two things to avoid when driving

I know people are all about avoiding people who talk on phones when they drive and old people. I have two new additions to make to that list: Handicapped plates and Jesus fishes. I can’t tell you how many times I get behind those cars and am amazed at how bad of drivers they are.  A lot of the people who have the handicapped plates and Jesus fishes are old so that explains most of it. But my god if you see one or the other pass them at all costs. I was talking with my mom about this and she said her boss took his Jesus fish off because of this. He knows he’s a bad driver and he didn’t want someone like myself to think “Damn another Jesus fish have to get the hell out of here.”

Whoa

Went into Meijers to pick up a couple sixers of Beck’s and Dos Equis. I go to the self checkout and get my ID out. They had a man and a woman working that were over 6’7. Besides for a College or Professional basketball team when do you see that in public, or working at the same store? Weird.

Forgetting how much you love movies

I recently ran across “Billy Madison” on tv the other night. Since it was on basic cable it was watered down beyond belief, but still amazing. Honestly that was Adam Sandler at his peak. I think a kitten gets punched everytime somebody watches “Click” or “You don’t mess with the Zohan.” I would have to say that “Billy Madison” is probably one of the top 5 most quotable movies ever.  I still can’t believe I actually paid money to see Zohan in theaters. This is why I don’t trust my friends judgement on movies. When you are half hammered when watching the movie and still think it sucks that’s when you know it should have been a straight to dvd.

Feels like the first time

New car, new phone, new blog all in one week. The point of this blog is to give you something amusing to entertain yourself while bored at home or killing time at work when time tends to stand still. I’ll touch on a wide range of topics but try to keep it as amusing as possible. I might throw in a couple of informative posts just to keep you guys on your toes. One thing I’m really going to make an effort of is taking pictures throughout the day mainly because I run into a ton of shit that makes me laugh but probably wouldn’t be appropriate at the time. These Posts will be coming at all times of the day so get ready!

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